Don't Get Caught With Your Pants On The Ground

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By ruthcpatton

Plan Ahead!!

You know the saying...plan ahead, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark?  Well that is what some men need to do this year for Valentines Day.  (This post is in no way a hint to my husband, note the sarcasm;-)

How many guys are known for their last minute shopping trips on Christmas Eve, anniversaries or birthdays? This year I am suggesting that those guys not get caught with their "Pants on the Ground"!!  (Gotta love that song!!)

With Valentines falling on a Sunday it will be hard to come by decent gifts at the last minute, as stores close early.  Even the online shopping will have some delay since most of them do not deliver on a Sunday.

There are also benefits to giving a Valentines gift early.  Some of the benefits would include:

  • Workplace Envy - nothing like having your wifes co-workers jealous and dreaming of having a man so thoughtful!
  • A Happy Wife - knowing that you thought about her and planned ahead is always good in her books!!
  • Bragging Rights - How great will you feel when your friends are rushing around at the last minute and you get to brag about how you are done!!
  • Gratification - just knowing that you did something nice for your significant other makes a world of difference in how you will feel!

As you can see, the benefits are plentiful!!

Pants On The Ground

Gift Ideas...

So you aren't caught with your pants on the ground!!

  • Chocolates - How many women LOVE chocolate? Just make sure that if this is what you choose to buy, you buy what she likes and NOT what you like!!
  • Flowers - You can order and send flowers early to her workplace and earn that workplace envy mentioned above!!
  • Jewellery - Love the BLING!!

And think of the bonus points you can get with all three of these things!!

Most of all this Valentines Day: Don't Get Caught With Your Pants On The Ground!!

(Did I mention I LOVE that song???)

Comments

Shan 2 years ago

That was good! I loved the pants on the ground reference, what a strangely popular song!! Thanks A.I.!! I'll be sending this to my hubby for a nice hint... it's true btw about the office envy! I worked in an office with all women for 17 years, the love/hate relationship we had with that delivery man... so so true!!

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ruthcpatton Hub Author 2 years ago

Haha, that is awesome!! And I now have the song stuck in my head even more!!

Tanya 2 years ago

This should be posted on every guy site everywhere for the next 14 days!! SO true...and good helpful hints too! I'm sharing this on FB!

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Tarasview 2 years ago

I loved this post- funny and so true :)

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Duchess OBlunt Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Great post. Loved your sense of humor. Gotta tell you - using the bragging rights idea on my hubby!

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